February 2012
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igotsomestjamesinfirmaryblues asked: I once put $21.13 worth of gas in my car, just cause it made me smile. :)
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This is only interesting for one reason. →
Remember many years ago when some smart-ass intern snuck a Keywork wallpaper on to a computer screen set behind a news anchor and it showed up on a live evening news report? Remember how the story was some boring bullshit like watershed levels or algae on duck feet, and how the page got so many views (from us) that they decided to do a follow-up story?
Let’s make that happen again.
whatwhatwhatamidoing replied to your photo: I have friends in real life, what are you talking…
Mufffinnnn! What’s his name?!
It’s a she, and her name is Pippy. Because she says “pip!” instead of “meow”.
She is very fat and lazy. So we also call her Jabba.
/super cat lady
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whatwhatwhatamidoing replied to your photo: My fellow jurors are avoiding me like the plague….
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL JESS!
I thought I looked at least like I wasn’t going to punch someone in the face, but apparently not. Come keep me company tomorrow with your silly quips and awkward Coheed/Claudio proclamations! ;) <3
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“I always hear comments like, ‘I want it to sound like Second Stage, I want...”
– Claudio Sanchez, on the meaning of “This Shattered Symphony”
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Coheed and Cambria: "Year of the Black Rainbow"...
Sometimes I miss 2010 so much it hurts. And I simply cannot understand YOBR haters. This album was not just immense - it soundtracked a great time in their career and in our lives as fans.
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Anonymous asked: What is your favorite kind of taco? Do you like lots of guac and salsa?
Yeah, memes ARE annoying.
You know what else is annoying? Counter-memes that complain about how annoying the original memes are. Get over it.
Anonymous asked: I sure do hope that Coheed decides to do some more dates with Maiden, particularly near Cleveland or Pittsburgh. They've been my idols since I was a teenager and I haven't seen them live yet and with Maiden it would just be asdfghjkl; do you think the dates to come will reveal one near there?
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clerk3745 replied to your photo
ahh great i haven’t seen A BILLION of these already *sigh* well i guess i can’t complain as this one actually applies to me, awesome as always jess :)
Someone was going to do it eventually, haha. Don’t be rude ;)
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Got any favorite blogs?
I’m always looking to spice up my feed, so please share your recommendations! Things I enjoy: Coheed fans, art, music, comics, photography, positivity, fitness, literature, earth science, and weird stuff. Go! :)
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Anonymous asked: JESS, is it "don't close the coffin" or "don't close the curtain"????? #SentrytheDefiant
Anonymous asked: wooOOoooah you are cute!! :3
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Give them a fight that will open their eyes.
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Maybe next year I’ll send out a crop of ‘Heed Valentines to a few friendlies and Kilgannons. And maybe if you’re good you’ll get one. ;)
“Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which...”
– Ulysses
Alfred Lord Tennyson (via mattske83)
The only people who care about Valentine's Day
1. Unhappy single people (an excuse to be the youthful equivalent of a grumpy old codger)
2. Teenagers (an excuse to skip school and spend the day canoodling under a romantic pretense)
3. Restaurants (an excuse to charge extra to have a hot Italian waiter come throw pink confetti on you and your lover as you eat subpar pasta and listen to a Muzak rendition of “That’s...
Disclaimer re: Coheed Valentines
The original art/photos are not mine, I made them for fun, and I don’t recommend giving them to anyone. ;) Good night and have a fun, positive Valentine’s Day whether you care about the day or not.
Edit: Although I would swoon a little inside/vomit from cute if someone gave me a card claiming that I was their “Prise”. Laughing my ass off at this notion.
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jaseon replied to your photo: Some days it feels good to laugh at myself and…
I want to cuddle you raw
Lol, this… /what
Sounds potentially dangerous? Bring it.
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clareio replied to your post: You wouldn’t happen to have a comprehensive list of all the songs Claudio has lent his voice to would you? (of course you do)
The versions of ‘purple haze’, ‘faithfully’ and ‘your love’ from Neverender, possibly only London?
Yeah those were only London. I didn’t include those because he is the performer, and not a guest vocalist. For a list of Claudio’s...
infernoisdead asked: You wouldn't happen to have a comprehensive list of all the songs Claudio has lent his voice to would you? (of course you do)
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gunsofsummer replied to your post: Since I started preliminary work on this Amory…
I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this :D haha
The first time I thought of this was when it was specified that Sector 12 was the only one with nine planets, and that they fell into orbit around the burning star when they happen to detach from the Keywork early on, thus escaping the fate of the other...
phantasmiceros asked: I was wondering if you needed any help on anything involving Amory Wars stuff I'd really like to help! If not than I'd love to talk shop with you!
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Since I started preliminary work on this Amory Wars synopsis I’m even more enthralled than usual by the world on the Keywork. It is so… fucking… interesting. And delicious. I wish we lived there despite the fact that it’s entirely fictional. Too bad it got destroyed at the end.
Except for Sector 12, which drifted apart at the end of SSTB.
And those nine planets began...
Anonymous asked: what is your daily exercise routine?
Anonymous asked: When you wanted to get healthy and such, how did you start learning about it? Did the weight come off quickly? You seem to know so much about weight loss and health.
Profile update
I finally got around to adding “pages” at the top to make everything more accessible to my non-Tumblr friends. My profile now contains an “about me” (imagine that), social media links, and other similarly boring stuff. Enjoy
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